What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 07:52

From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
Why should we share our wife with others?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.